Anthropic · OpenAI · Azure · OllamaWhen the server's down,
When the server's down,
you need help now.
One file. No install. A self-contained AI troubleshooting assistant you copy to any server in a crisis.
$ /tmp/crashcart ──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── Host: prod-web-01 · Ubuntu 22.04 LTS · Disk: root 94% · Failed: nginx CPU: 8 cores · Mem: 6.2 / 32 GB · Uptime: 1h 14m you › disk is full and nginx won't start. what's eating it? ai › Root is at 94%. Most likely nginx failed because it can't write logs. Let me check the biggest offenders under /var/log: du -h /var/log --max-depth=1 | sort -rh | head -5 1.9G /var/log/journal 1.2G /var/log/nginx journald is holding 1.9G. Safe to vacuum to 200M: journalctl --vacuum-size=200M [Y/n]
Three steps
How it works
Configure
Set your AI provider, model, API key, and a custom sysadmin prompt.
Generate
Download a single ~10MB binary with everything baked in. Builds in 5 seconds.
Deploy
SCP to any server, chmod +x, and run. Zero dependencies.
🔒 AES-256 key obfuscation🕐 Binary expiry controls👤 BYOK — your key, your binary
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